Welcome to my nutty life.

By Laura Forst • August 20, 2009 • Filed in: kvetch of the day

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So, I had one of those days… I had just gotten back from Los Angeles late the night before so was a bit travel fatigued and was on my way to work and received a call. I had scheduled an appointment for that morning and completely spaced…so I rescheduled and went on to work. Where I work there is no set parking and on the block behind my office building there is only two hour parking…so I set my alarm and move my car every two hours (we’ll get to that later). When I am on my way to lunch I am crossing a street and see a car coming to a stop so I proceed and the car does not actually stop and hits me…more like a bump and I slap the hood of the car and they stop…but still…I get hit by a car. As I proceed to the restaurant I trip and almost eat pavement. The rest of lunch, albeit shaken, goes smoothly. So I get back to work and eventually have to move my car…and as I am walking back into the parking lot, which is walled and has a gate that closes at night…the street where the entrance to the parking lot is is pretty ghetto…so I am entering the walled parking lot and I hear a commotion going on to my right just inside the wall…so I look and there is a prostitute taking it from behind from some guy over a trashcan…and she and I make eye contact and I quickly look away…and she starts screaming at me “JANET JACKSON!”  What?!  And I quickly head into the building. (so that is now called Janet Jackson style in my circle of friends)  So 2 hours later I go to move my car and have a parking ticket…even though I moved my car 2 hours earlier…so I am bummed…and I thought if only I had not missed my appointment my entire day would have been so different…and I have been meaning to do a blog to start my nut company and if one simple event can change your whole experience why not start today differently.  So I have started my blog.  Today.

Comments

Congratulations…I love candied peacons

By Shawn Higgins on August 24th, 2009 at 1:04 pm

Love the nuts… and love your Janet Tranny story.

By Fran Ferguson on October 25th, 2009 at 12:21 pm

It is imperative that an initial order be for at least 5 lbs. of pecans because the first pound will be all yours, it will be gone 30 minutes after mail delivery, you will shamelessly lick up the crumbs, confess it to everyone, and be expected to share.

By Dana Schneider on March 11th, 2010 at 6:12 pm

Congratulations!

It really hit the spot getting caught up with you this afternoon.

Please bounce me the address we discussed.

Love, Dana

 

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